a survey from about my character HOLLY

whom i will never write about



Name: bartholomew 8|

Nicknames: holly.

Age: 21 i think.

Do you shave: NO i'm a hipster

If yes, where: !!! NO

Favorite thing about your body: my fingers are pretty long

Least favorite thing about your body: i don't have eyebrows

If you could fill a pool with anything but not sell the contents (so you couldn't like fill it with pogs and make a fortune), what would you fill it with? mmmm lemonade.

Least favorite present recieved: everything from the college janitor

Hair colour: blond. i'm a pretty pretty princess.

Favourite soup: free soup

Favorite song: mmm anything on the violin

Favorite Pokemon: !!! don't know
Why? not invented yet

Favorite car: !!! henry ford is a nutjob

Unicycle, bicycle or tricycle? dirigibles are what i roll in

What beverage, other than water, do you drink most?
absinthe

What is your strangest hobby? lamplighting

What's the least edible thing you have eaten? idk, stew?

Do you write poetry? If yes, what's it like? If no, give it a whirl, right here.
yes and it is GLORIOUS

What do your underpants look like?
invisible

What part of your body would you get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee on if you had to get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee?
forehead

What's your favorite part about visiting the laundromat?
!!! the babes

Do you trim your nose hair? Do you find it offensive when people with excessive nose hair do not?
no and YES

If after you died someone took your bones and made them into a musical instrument, what kind of musical instrument would you want it to be?
a xylophonnne

Which historical figure would you like to ride horsey-back?
charles babbage, but then he'd think i'm weird :c

If there was a curse that turned everyone who wasn't dancing into a cello, what kind of dance would you do?
idk, probably i would end up clogging

Are you a tiger in bed?
yes 8|||

Are you living below the poverty line?
miles

Are your knees below the poverty line?
not when i stand on my head

Would you play hopskotch?
always

If you were elected President of Earth, would you make any amendments to the laws of physics?
more waves, fewer particles

Where do you think is the ideal place to go kite-flying?
on a dirigible

Are your nipples perky?
DEPENDS they can get pretty upset

If you could have any one object come to life and be your pet (such as a walking table, a walking action figure, a walking skyscraper, etc.), what would it be?
probably a lamppost

What did you think of this survey?
idk man, i'm pretty high.